You Know Your a New Mom When ...

1. You swear your child eats, poops, pees and cries more than any other child in the world.

2. You're awake to see every hour of the day.

3. You're iPhone suddenly triples in photos - all of which are of your newborn.

4. It's 1 p.m. and you realize you still haven't brushed your teeth.

5. You randomly touch your breasts in the midst of casual conversation with others, simply to see which one is more full as you anticipate the next feeding.

6. Your vocabulary and tone of voice reaches all new levels.

7. You've become an expert at creating a song out of any one-way conversation with your child as you attempt to sooth him.

8. You begin to get ready to leave the house two hours before you actually need to leave.

9. You cry. Randomly. And you don't know why.

And the number 10 reason you know your a new mom .....

You look at the world differently - in a way only a mother understand. Because by the grace of God, you helped create this miracle with your husband and he instantly becomes the light of your life, and there is nothing you wouldn't do to make him happy.